Dear God,It's me Curly K and despite having a not too good start to my day today (sleeping in, walking in dog's doodoo etc.), things here are good. It's Friday, it's sunny and I'm off out for dinner. God, I don't mind that it's with my parents this time as I have the valid excuse that it was recently my Dad's birthday so at least I won't feel like I'm out with them because I have no-else to go out with! Also, dear God, I got some good work done today but as ever, I do wish you give me a helping hand to do a lot better. Maybe we can discuss my list of things I need assistance with, such as keeping a tidy desk, answering my emails in a timely manner, how a filing system works in practice, and how to be a motivated and effective housekeeper at your earliest convenience dear God (I do realise you're busy helping people who need serious assistance with their health etc. but really we do need to discuss the issue sooner rather than later).
Aside from that dear God, I just wanted to let you know that I'm feeling decidely chirpy this afternoon. I think I shall go out tomorrow night and hit the tiles - I'm just in the mood right now but we'll wait and see what tomorrow brings.
Whilst we're chatting dear God maybe you'd keep an eye on a acquaintance of mine, Doris, who has recently gone on a break. I do hope she enjoys it and returns soon. Also, maybe, you'd send a little ray of sunshine to another acquaintance, CatGirl, she's feeling a teensy bit glum today so maybe you'd cheer her up a little.
I also wanted to tell you that today I don't mind about being a lardy-arse, honestly, I'm focusing on my assets and keeping positive.
Well gotta go do some work. Talk soon.
Curly K
5 comments:
dear curly k,
god here - de doggie doodoo was a spot of light entertainment,am currently working on a visit from kim & aggie,and don't forget to put ur dancin shoes tomorrow nite- even i don't know what might happen(free-will etc.!!!) U should know de angels enjoy pringles and a nite of lite entertainment thanx to ur good self- sunny side out tomorrow nite & good luck wit finding mr. right. most are perfectly good specimens created by moi but even heaven produces de odd monday morning edition!!!! XXXX
Thanks for thinking of me, missus - I'm not sure God was listening though!
Dear God, thanks for your smartarse reply. Getting out and about didn't really help my situation as the late bar we went to could only be described as a cattle mart, which I, in my infinite wisdom, left early, leaving the two couples I was out with to enjoy their night of being squashed, pushed and generally trampled on by drunken twenty and thirty somethings!
CatGirl, what can I say except this too shall pass!
Ahem God just so you know I hate bleedin pringles, tayto or nowt!
Hopefully God is listening to you Angel Gabriel!
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