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Thursday, July 20, 2006

Crossing the river

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging, violent river.

Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river." Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge

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4 comments:

Winds said...

Oh I like that one...

JL Pagano said...

Funny - for some reason I prefer the version with the three blondes on the desert island and it's when God turns the third one into a MAN then he finds the bridge. Isn't that strange?

;-)

Jacqueline said...

So I have to ask, being a clueless American, what are "billy-no-mates"?

Curly K said...

Jacqueline, it's an Irish euphemism for people with no friends.