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Monday, April 24, 2006

Never argue with a woman who reads!


One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,


"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book,"
she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,"
he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"
says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you,
" says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am,"
and he left.


MORAL - Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think!


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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you implying women cannot think for themselves???

Curly K said...

Eh no, the whole point of the joke is that women can think and are intellectually sharp, not that they have to read to be able to think.

Sinéad said...

Ha! :)

I don't know why (probably the angling stuff) but Fay Weldon's quote "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" popped in to my head reading that.

Curly K said...

:-) I know what you mean Sinead, I love that quote too, but we can't be too hard on men, we do need them sometimes - LOL