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Monday, May 15, 2006

He still wants to give me money!

Dear Professor Soludo,

What a blessing to hear from you again. Are you sure that it right that we continue when the amount was mistakenly approved in my name. I know you say we must keep it confidential but if Father McDoogood was to hear of me taking money that wasn't rightfully mine he could be very upset. I would not like to do something wrong, sure there's no point in going to church every week if you are going to knowingly sin. I will pray for guidance on this matter.

You asked me for details which I list below for you information:

1) Your full names and contact address

My full name is Concepta Attracta Majella Knots


2) Your direct tel/fax numbers for easy communication.

My telephone number is 00 353 (premium phoneline number was inserted here!) but I don't have a fax number.


3) Any identification of your goodself or copy of your international passport for recognition.

Unfortunately, Professor, I don't drive as Ballygobackwards is quite a small town and everything is nearby. Also, seeing as I have never left Ireland I don't have a passport.


4)Your Bank Account information where this fund will be transfered to.

My bank is Bank of Munster, Side Street, Ballygobackwards, Co. Waterford, Ireland. The manager there is Mr. Lotaloot and he's a very kind man.

Professor, I do hope that I am doing the right thing, you are a good Christian, aren't you?

Best wishes from Ireland

Concepta Knots







Date: Wed, 10 May 2006 16:21:41 -0700 (PDT)
From: “prof charles Soludo"
Subject: THANKS FOR YOUR RESPONSE!
To: "Curly K"


Dear Concepta Knots

Thanks for your willingnes to carry on this deal with me,Frankly speaking I am the Governor Central Bank of Nigeria and I am aware that you did not execute any contract with the Nigerian Government but you should be glad that this payment was mistakenly approved in your name and i am the only person that knows about it.

However, I want us to work as a team and claim the funds into your account whereby I will execute the neccesary step and furnish you with all the information needed as to claiming the payment, please keep this transaction secret and you should not discuss this with anybody until the original copy of the draft is delivered to you, this transfer deserves utmost secrecy and confidentiality with total commitment to achieving it positively.

Therefore, i shall appreciate you send to me immediately the following informations below to proceed.

1) Your full names and contact address
2) Your direct tel/fax numbers for easy communication.
3) Any identification of your goodself or copy of your international passport for recognition.
4)Your Bank Account information where this fund will be transfered to.

These informations will enable me to process all other doucuments needed to actualise this transfer in your favour, Please you should try to provide a reliable bank account where this fund will be transfered and absolute correspondence.

Awaits your response soonest.
Prof Charles Soludo.


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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're a star Curly. This is excellent stuff, see if you cab drag it out a bit ... it'll be like a soap opera, i'll have to keep coming back to see the next episode.

Curly K said...

Thanks Maca, although Omani scared the bejaysus outta me, don't want any viruses etc but if I can waste their time and money (premium line - kill two birds with one stone!) etc. I will.

Anonymous said...

Ah now look. You can't go round telling everyone that. You weren't really scared were you? If you were, I promise I won't tease you ever again.