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Thursday, May 04, 2006

Undiscovered treasure in Scotland!


After realising the predicament I had been placed in by my post about Nessie, good old CatGirlSpeaks has dug me out of a hole and forwarded this as yet undiscovered treasure from Scotland, to hopefully convey fully the power of the art of positive thinking.

Ladies, Peter Dow is definitely a catch! You have got to log on to his webpage - to set the mood "I wanna know what love is" by 10cc plays softly in the background whilst one peruses the finer details about this unique specimen of manhood. Here are just a few of the many reasons, that Peter is an unfound treasure:


"I'd like to find a lady to love and to start a family with" writes Peter ............

"I live off welfare and have done for years - it is a reliable, though low, income which increases to a couple's allowance if I can find a partner who is 'habitually resident in the UK' - lived for years in Scotland, England, Wales or Northern Ireland.".........

"I am not adverse to introducing a bit of polygamy (polygyny) into my life, so if, say, sisters, women friends or bisexual women partners wanted to share me and for us all to live together as one happy family, then I'd be all for that.".............

"Trying for children: I'd like to try for my first baby right away. So I'd advise my woman to be as sure as she can be that I'm right for her before she moves in. When my lady moves in, I'll be expecting to have sex with her with no contraception. At my age, I have no time to waste before getting my family started."

Unbelievably, Peter's fellow Scotswoman, CatGirlSpeaks has not yet jumped at the chance to take Peter up on his offer (she's obviously way too fussy - one of those women who is very hard to please!) so he's available to any of you single ladies out there. I know there are at ten single ladies (bloggers & non-bloggers, you know who you are!) who log onto to this site regularly so ladies, don't say I never do anything for you!

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5 comments:

winds said...

I may regret this but...

I *thought* "I wanna know what love is" was by Foreigner, not 10CC.

KnackeredKaz said...

At last! My Prince has...er...come...ewwwwwwwww

Curly K said...

WINDS: Yup, you're right, wrote the post in a hurry - is indeed Foreigner. Good to have people keep me on my toes!

KAZ: ewwwwwww!!!

Anonymous said...

Boy oh boy am i sorry to be married ole thirty something with knackered out child bearing bits -whadda catch, be still my beating heart!!& still some of you ladies are single why why why????too fussy!!!!!!!get yourselves one of those bargain rings & dresses & go forth & multiply with dat wonderful specimen- how can ye resist the promise of a life on welfare AND de opportunity to catch an STD- are ye mad??????

Curly K said...

ANON: Quite agree that it is actually astounding that not one us single ladies that comment here, have as yet, made contact with the fabulous Mr. Dow!

Perhaps we just can't believe that we could be that lucky - and to be fair you'd be that lucky to get him ;-)