Christmas Party Season - hooray!

Despite the ramblings of my last post and the way I despise Christmas shopping etc. as you may have gathered from the previous references to G&Ts and cigarettes - I enjoy a good party and last week I managed to attend two in row with plenty more to follow this week. My body now feels as if it is half way to being pickled and I feel pretty certain that by Christmas night my liver will be fully convinced it is pickled but this will lessen the surgeon's task should my donor card ever be called into use - between the booze and the fags he won't have to go near my liver or my lungs!!! However being the trooper that I am, I will force myself to attend as many functions as I am invited to (it'll be that bloody quiet for the rest of the year, I might as well)!

Am now becoming very aware that last two parties were the precursors for this weeks affairs as the winding down week is always a little more dangerous! Must really decide to be relatively good at forthcoming works drinks - do not want to slobber all over anyone from work! (Would possibly relax this rule if there was anyone worth slobbering over but have yet to locate eligible male matching said description)